rock my crocs

fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

I thought it’d be bigger
how to ruin a guy’s self esteem in 5 words (via e-v-e-r-lasting)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post