rock my crocs

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

towongfoo:

Yung Blazeberg on the beat


this is my favourite tweet

this is my favourite tweet

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up