wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
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i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
"what do you want to do with your life?"
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post